he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
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