Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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