I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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