I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
