The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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