Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
