I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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