porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
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