Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
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