I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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