Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Can I color on your dick again?
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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