would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Randomize
