i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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