thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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