I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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