My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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