Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
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