Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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