I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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