Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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