her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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