so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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