Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
this will be a night to untag.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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