good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
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