just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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