I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
i think my tv is drunk
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
40s are totally the cure
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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