i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Randomize
