To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
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