found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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