I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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