I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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