the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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