At least make sure they are 18
Why
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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