end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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