My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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