Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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