You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
operation have a gay friend backfired
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Randomize
