Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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