it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Randomize