Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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