What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
40s are totally the cure
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
He did a backflip because drugs
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