at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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