someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
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