plz talk dirty to me
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Randomize
