Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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