lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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