I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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