xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Holy sore nipples Batman
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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