playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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