I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
