You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
My penis needs a shock collar
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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