if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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