So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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