If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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