You work out of a Hotel?
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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