they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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