I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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