She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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