His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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