There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
