Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
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